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Dear creature (since I'm not sure if you're a human or a monster or an animal or something pretending to be another),

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Online Monster Gazette (August 31, 2008)
Topic Started: Aug 31 2008, 06:31 AM (314 Views)
Kady the Red Panda
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Mood: ^___________________________________________________________^
Location: Living Room
Music: Jane- Jefferson Starship

Along with some new members in the last couple of days...

Mei Lan, the baby panda at Zoo Atlanta I frigging ADORE, now has a little brother or sister. Her mom Lun Lun gave birth 10:10 PM August 30. HECKS YES.

*runs off to LJ to post this "historic" event*
if you need me, i'll be in the bamboo forest
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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Cool! What's his or her name? =)
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Kady the Red Panda
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Mom and I have a temporary name for him until he gets his given name: Po (after the panda in Kung Fu Panda). XD

(PS (regarding your e-mail)- Yep, Mei Lan's a girl. ^^)
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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Po is cute. But I think it'll be better if it's two syllables.
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
Sep 5 2008, 08:35 AM
Po is cute. But I think it'll be better if it's two syllables.
You have just reminded me of a "You Might be a Redneck if..." joke: "You might be a redneck if your swear words are pronounced in two syllables."

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Maybe "Po" can be pronounced "Puh-Oh." XD


More real YMBARI jokes if you're curious, BTW
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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LOL. I can't relate much on those jokes but I find some things there funny. =)

It reminds me of "50 Qualities that Show You are Undoubtedly Pinoy."
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Kady the Red Panda
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Some of them I can identify with (but only a few, mind you... Jeff Foxworthy is a beloved Georgian, I'll tell you that (he created the jokes))...

Do you have a link to the Filipino one? :)
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It's actually in a book. But I'm surprised to find some of them in the web.

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1. At least one of your male friends is named "jun"

2. You cover your precious sala set with a plastic sheet

3. Everybody older than you is your "tito or "tita" (uncle or aunt)
even if they aren't related to you

4. You have those giant fork and spoon from Baguio
hanging on the dining room wall

5. You bathe using tabo (dipper) and pail

6. You can buy butter from the neighborhood store in slices

7. You cover your mouth when you laugh

8. Your child's birthday cake is meant for display only during the party

9. You invite a guest "kain tayo" (let's eat) even if you don't want them to

10. You hang a rosary on your vehicle's overhead mirror

11. You use the title "xerox" instead of the term "photocopy"

12. You block off a portion of the street in front of your house
when you hold a debut or some other party

13. You place a handkerchief over your head when it rains

14. You always get a set of glass bowls or glass cups during a wedding

15. You have one special dining table in your house
that you use only when there are guests

16. You have all the diplomas displayed on the living room wall

17. You have a ton of photo albums under the living room table

18. You all look at the next person who enters while you're riding a jeep

19. Your mother will keep your "aguinaldo" for you when your a kid


I can type them from the book if you want. =)
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Go ahead when you want to. :)
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You're interested? =)
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